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Anastasia. 16. Portland, OR

i am probably the ugliest when i lick the taco bell cheese cups to get the most cheese i can but that’s also when i’m happiest so who’s the real winner here?

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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darthxochitl:

i like to play a game called “Where Have I Heard That Voice Actor Before”

and then look it up during the movie while everyone tells me to put my phone away

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onanastasiaisland:

Coachella 2k14

onanastasiaisland:

Coachella 2k14

Source: jernmulern

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

I watch this all the time

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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What the crap is that?
— Me when I don’t know what the crap that is (via summervans-marilynmonroefans)

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vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

vriskaaserket:

I WAS DRINKING WATER AND I JUST SPIT IT OUT ON TO MY SCREEN HOLY SHIT

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leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

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robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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Source: mindykaeling

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

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